Suspender royal Wulff.
I know what you're thinking: your thinking, "but I thought Royal Wulff's were terrestrial". You see, that's the sort of in-the-box-thinking that stiffles flyfishing evolution, no hang on, revolution. This fly breaks the mould. For decades fish have been thinking just like you, that "Royal Wulff's are terrestrial gifts from Heaven". Not anymore. I'm not playing games with these fish; I'm fucking with their minds. And that's cos I'm the flytyer from Hell.
Tying instructions:
it's a secret - invent your own mindfuck.